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Welcome to my first rant of the week!*
I'm talking pet names. No, not for your dog (though that can sometimes be a bit creepy) but for your S/O. Those people that call each other fun and quirky names that make me vomit a little bit in my mouth.
If you're over 3 years old and someone is calling you a sweet baby girl, sweetie pie - or as my mum helpfully suggested - chickadee... I think it is time to re-evaluate the people in your life.
Sorry not sorry.
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